Fleshlight Review
This is a review of the Official fleshlight, the "#1 male sex toy" from Fleshlight.com. Please use the rest of the site for information about how to build your own fleshlight.
Thanks to Fleshlight.com, we have a nice fleshlight here today to review. So lets get on
What is a fleshlight?
A Fleshlight is an artifical vagina sex toy used for masturbating. The makers of the product claim that it is the most realistic fake vagina you can buy. The fleshlight is quite cleverly disguised as a flashlight, hence the name.
The Fleshlight Package
Mine came direct from FleshLight.com with overnight shipping - and it came the next morning. Unsurprisingly on the box there are no Fleshlight logos or anything indicating that it is a sex toy.
Fleshlight Packaging
Even once you get "into" the box at first glance you probably wouldn't even know it is a Fleshlight...
Fleshlight Packaging
What is inside?
The fleshlight comes in two parts - the case and the insert. The insert comes in a sealed plastic bag
Fleshlight insert
Some extra Fleshlight leaflets (including instructions) & a pass for free porn on a website
The case is actually quite big (not that you can really tell from this photo...)
Fleshlight case
Fleshlight logo on side
This is the white one from one of the Fleshlight Girls fleshlight
At the top of the case is a screw on cap
Fleshlight cap
The fleshlight insert itself is quite "rubbery" - but about as close to skin like texture i've ever touched (The company behind the Fleshlight is called "Interactive Life Forms, Inc" - it is their speciality). It needs to be wet (/lubed) otherwise it is a bit sticky (but even a small amount of water eliminates this)
Fleshlight insert
Fleshlight spread
In the photo above/below you can see small "bumps" (imperfections) in it. This appeared several times over it, however once "in use" it makes no difference
Fleshlight bumps
First impressions of the Fleshlight
The first thing you notice when you touch the fleshlight is how realistic the "skin" looks and feels, considering it is 100% fake. If you were blind, and had never touched a real vagina before you could very easily mistake it for the real thing (apart from the fact that it is positioned inside a flashlight-like container and has no body attached...).
Fleshlight bumps
Fleshlight
Review of first use of fleshlight
Purely in the name of reviewing this male sex toy, I... uhh... got to work with it.
Before use it needs to be warmed (its a bit cold otherwise... it is one of those cold plastics) up so they recommend leaving it in warm water for five or ten minutes. Once it is warm it keeps it heat for a very long time (over 40 mins)
The main opening on the top of the Fleshlight is very soft, and allows for easy penetration. You can easily fit your hand in it (especially when it isn't in the case)
How realistic does the fleshlight feel?
You know it isn't the real thing, but I don't think anything will ever be able to "fake" a real vagina. But it certainly does come (no pun intended) close!
I think next time I am single I would be lost without my fleshlight. Even with a partner its a lot more fun that just a hand.
Obviously the case is solid plastic so you can't "squeeze" it in any way, however you can use the insert without the case (and the insert is very squeezable and tight)
Cleaning after use
This, by far, was the worst part of the review. Cleaning of the fleshlight. However, the makers at Fleshlight.com have made it very easy to clean. The flesh "insert" (the pink part) within the flashlight casing is removed, and just rinsed out under a tap. Although not the most pleasant of jobs, it isn't too bad at all, and once finished it cleans up very well (just like new again! So don't trust any you see on eBay...)
All these options
If you visit Fleshlight.com you can use their "Build your fleshlight" tool to select the perfect fleshlight for you. There are multiple options, including:
Entry
- Lady (pussy)
- Butt
- Mouth
- Stealth (just an opening
Texture
- Original (my fav)
- Tight
- Super tight
- Etc
Color
- Pink
- Mocha
Overall Rating of the fleshlight
It won't replace a real pussy, but if you're single (or get annoyed once a month at the lack of action going on) it is certainly far better than just a hand. I would rate it at 9.5/10. Its great! But a real pussy is better... But then were you really expecting it not to be?
I was almost too embarrassed to buy it. But I have no regrets now. You are missing out if you don't have one
Check out Fleshlight.com to get yours!
